Cease and desist

today the piglets approached me with a cease and desist letter for im high on cooking. turns out they’re in talks with nbc for their own spinoff blog, and they’re lawyering up. the letter describes me as a talentless hack, accuses me of intellectual property theft, and claims that on a percentage basis “cute posts about the piglets accounts for the largest segment of my website by over forty percent more than its nearest contender—dumb jokes.”