trust the spirit
completely out of the blue, and with no signs of being pregnant, one of our lady hogs due for slaughter next week just gave birth to four piglets! they are healthy looking, although i’m concerned that the mother’s teats aren’t as swollen as the last few mothers i’ve witnessed. the piglets, however, look nothing like oprah’s milk-less and dying piglets i saw this past summer, so i will assume for now that all is well.
about a month ago, our berkshire boar—and only boar—bosko, was sent to slaughter, officially closing a chapter in pch history—or so we thought. after weeks of enjoying bosko’s meat, and reminiscing about the good times, his spirit emerges again—an heir to the throne (shot of conception).
after a confusing legal battle between this website, usweekly, and people mag over who has first rights to pictures of oprah’s newborns, i’m happy to announce that the first photographs of our newborns will be released tomorrow.
oprah’s belly and nipples are dropping—babies are on the way. could be any day, or could be two weeks, but some day soon we’re gonna wake up to a hopefully healthy and happy bunch of new little piglets. grab your itsaboy cigars and come on down.
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