Thursday
Jul222010
r.i.p.
yesterday i walked out to pork chop hill and found oprah dead. lying in the shade, same place she’s been, with a bit of blood drying in the dirt by her nose. my heart sank.
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I'm High On CookingSaturday
Jul102010
preggers
oprah’s belly and nipples are dropping—babies are on the way. could be any day, or could be two weeks, but some day soon we’re gonna wake up to a hopefully healthy and happy bunch of new little piglets. grab your itsaboy cigars and come on down.